Stupid, voiced by Jim Varney, is the dumbest of the weasels. He wears a horizontally striped blue and white t-shirt, a red beanie with a propeller on top, and white santa shoes that are constantly untied. He has a pigeon-toed stance, and his weapon of choice is a spiked baseball bat. He is also very fat. He is the first weasel to die after losing control of his laughter.